These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated:* "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
2007-11-09 04:32:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if you like it please
2007-11-09 04:36:22 · update #1
i'll only ask one more time.
WHO THE F UCK READ MY MIND!?!
2007-11-09 04:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen what is the other side of the coin? "You sleepy log, go to the kitchen, make breakfast I shall join you at the dining table" If you can understand above transcripts , what about this ? What will it translate into ?
2016-05-28 23:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooo true. Sooo true
2007-11-09 04:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by violet<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dis agree it wus two longe, we man-peple smrt, we dont think lik dat.
2007-11-09 05:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by The One 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yup, that's true.
2007-11-09 04:36:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its very true. i enjoyed it.
2007-11-09 04:57:34 · answer #6 · answered by PREETHY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks for the chuckle
2007-11-09 06:01:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋