The guide to women
A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
.... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
.... you cheap slob!
I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.
COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.
I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.
YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.
I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.
OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.
OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.
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2007-11-09 04:24:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Thanks for needed insight, problem now is I passed puberty a long time ago! Where were you with this advice then?
Gerry :)
2007-11-09 05:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by Gerry 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I think maybe you posted this in the wrong category cause that wasn't funny and I think women have come a long from doing any of those things. Proves you obviously don't have a woman and haven't had one in quite sometime! Maybe you should go out and find a woman to laugh at your stupid jokes.
2016-05-28 22:59:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true! Love it!
2007-11-09 04:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by Tandra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-09 04:29:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
halfway deccent, but i still have qyestions. as always.
2007-11-09 04:29:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very true
2007-11-09 05:00:37 · answer #6 · answered by PREETHY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!
2007-11-09 04:56:51 · answer #7 · answered by rojo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny! lol!
2007-11-09 05:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋