If Moses hadn't dropped and broken the third tablet,what do you think the other 5 commandments would have been?
2007-11-09 04:12:59 · 30 answers · asked by darwinsfriend AM 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
11. thou shall not be a big meanie
12. though shall be tolerant of others
13. thou shall have a sense of humor
14. thou shall share your cookies
15. thou shall help others when ever possible
bright blessings to you
2007-11-09 06:04:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thou Shalt Not Report Questions/Answers Just Because They Do Not Make Thou Pleased
2007-11-09 05:53:01 · answer #2 · answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
11) Thou shalt not believe in BS.
12) Thou shalt learn to think objectively and speak honestly.
13) Thou shat question everything.
14) Thou shalt know only by collecting and testing data.
15) Thou shalt strive to learn that logical and reasonable conclusions are above all else the providers of your own well being and that they are equally in the best interest of your neighbors for promoting and establishing a worldwide, long-lasting peace between all of our people and all of our governments of all of our combined nations.
A-effing-men.
Lets all contribute to building a real Eden now.
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2007-11-09 04:46:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
11. Thou shalt not drink Bud Light.
12. Thou shalt not let women work.
13. Thou shalt observe the second sabbath - Football Season
14. Thou shalt not work more than 20 hours a week.
15. Thou shalt wear only sandals.
2007-11-09 04:22:19 · answer #4 · answered by Go Bears! 6 · 11⤊ 1⤋
on superbowl sundays- thou shalt remain silent ,and refrain from disturbing women watching the game, except to bring her a beer
thou shalt impose your values,belief systems on no one
thou shalt not go to work before 9 am
thou shalt take a nap everyday
thou shalt have a sense of humor
2007-11-09 12:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thou shalt not begin World Series games at 9:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, for lo, they will all endeth after midnight.
Thou shalt not allow Charlton Heston to portray me in a movie.
(written by Moses himself)
Thou shalt not keep asking where Cain got his wife. We don't know, that's why we didn't include it, okay?!
Thou shalt smite the telemarketers, and all their goods, and all their manservants, and all their service representatives.
Dane Cook isn't funny. This is an eternal law.
2007-11-09 04:31:51 · answer #6 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
11. Thou shalt maintain an adequate sense of humor about all things - especially religious fanatics
12. Thou shalt keep your mouth shut and ears open - I gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason
13. That shalt tolerate only tolerance
14. Thou shalt pass no judgement on fellow man - That's my job
15. Thou shalt question everything - even me - to gain a deeper and more personal understanding of the truth - MY truth - not what the power hungry church leaders will convince you to believe.
2007-11-09 04:31:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
1. Thou shalt not ignore the divine rule of "puff puff give"
2. Thou shalt not drive a car that is too big for the lanes it travels within
3. Thou shalt not remake proven classic movies
I'm not getting the last two, I'll be back hopefully.
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I can't take credit for this one, it's a play on one from above
4. Thou shalt not hate the player, instead thou should examine their feelings about the game.
2007-11-09 04:23:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
11. Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself
12. Thou shall not think thy is better than anyone else
13. Thou shall mind thy own business
14. Every friday is wacky shirt day
15. Ignore comandments 1-3
2007-11-09 04:22:06 · answer #9 · answered by AwesomeJoeKnows 3 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2016-05-28 22:57:22 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋