Three couples--one elderly, one middle-aged and one newlywed--wanted to join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples all agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replied, "No problem at all, Father."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the priest.
The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The middle-aged man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights, but, yep, we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the priest.
The priest then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
"No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,"
2007-11-09 03:29:12 · 4 answers · asked by Ink Corporate 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OOOps. the end is missing , hold on while I find it!
2007-11-09 03:30:05 · update #1
"What happened?" inquired the priest."My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it," said the young man. "When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the priest.
"We know," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."
2007-11-09 03:35:18 · update #2
Never mind! Kevin and 2Tall, you're just better joke tellers than I am! :D
I am glad that I am not standing on stage, performing live! I'd feel rather ridiculous having the audience members finish my punch line! Oh well!
2007-11-09 03:38:41 · update #3
The priest then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the priest.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it," said the young man. "When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the priest. "We know," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."
2007-11-09 03:34:56 · answer #1 · answered by BlckPdf 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The priest then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the priest.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it," said the young man. "When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the priest. "We know," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."
lol awsome :D
lol you posted your ending at the same time as me
2007-11-09 03:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by 2Tall 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My breath is baited while I await the punchline.
2007-11-09 03:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
this was very funny, a little spicy, and very cute......
2007-11-09 05:54:34 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet Judy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋