Not My Bob!!?

Question

Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each
Week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife
Thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his
Birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The
Doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob!
How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club
Before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like
His usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and
Says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf
Club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine,
Honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
Arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him
And says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big
Boy?"

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms
Out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting
Into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in
Beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the
Stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but
His wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him
At the top of her lungs, calling him every 4-letter
Word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez, Bob, you
Picked up a real ***** this time."

Answer 1

LMAO! Bob was stupid for going to a club that he already frequents.

Answer 2

gg

Answer 3

omgg!!

Answer 4

LOL