There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well, as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.
Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
2007-11-09 02:35:51 · 9 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!
Ooooh yeeeeh.
We rule.
Girls rule.
Yeh, we do.
(Was dumped last week and the guy was a bast**d. I'm hatin')
2007-11-09 02:41:10 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Godiva 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your statement is false - if the perfect man doesn't exist, he is by definition unable to die - by your definition, there was only one person in the car, the so called perfect woman - not so perfect, actually, since she gets into an accident for no apparent reason - and since she's (again, by YOUR definition) the only person in the car, she can't blame anyone but herself.
2007-11-09 03:19:45 · answer #2 · answered by Walter W. Krijthe 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i like it!!!! jogs my memory this quote from wedding ceremony Crashers action picture "i'm no longer proper yet who're we kidding, neither are you..." maximum of grammatical errors! i will see that a guy wrote it ;-)
2016-11-10 22:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a real good one
2007-11-09 02:41:43 · answer #4 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I posted this joke about 2 hours ago!!!!!
It is brilliant!
lol
2007-11-09 02:50:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny... probably because there's a little too much truth behind it...
2007-11-09 02:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by Milton a.k.a. the building pyro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a good one..
2007-11-09 04:05:44 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a classic
2007-11-09 02:47:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-09 03:01:49 · answer #9 · answered by Shugah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋