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A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp goes off.
A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes.
There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."
"No, a straw," says the Tramp.
The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.
To which the Tramp replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already".
2007-11-09 02:35:04 · 14 answers · asked by Spike 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are determined to make me hurl!!
Keep up with the sick jokes!!
LMAO!!
star!!
2007-11-09 02:39:19 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's my kinda joke!
Keep up the good work Spike
2007-11-09 12:06:57 · answer #2 · answered by baldyoldgit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 10:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A least it wasnt all in one big lump
2007-11-09 13:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
usually you expect jokes endings but this one was really excellent!
Have a STAR!!!
2007-11-09 14:26:44 · answer #5 · answered by blue*dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no, not right on t time ,,, bloody good joke, will b staring u for that, and long live the joke,,,,,,,,,
2007-11-09 10:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was there some carrots in it
funny
2007-11-09 14:35:56 · answer #7 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww!!! lol!...good one tho!
2007-11-09 10:56:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ick- funny but ick
2007-11-09 10:49:12 · answer #9 · answered by whycantyouallgetalong 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ergh! a feel a bit sick now to be honest........
2007-11-09 10:43:55 · answer #10 · answered by njay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋