Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2007-11-09 02:10:07 · 22 answers · asked by Josh 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-09 02:11:22 · update #1
*If it made you laugh, please give me a star*
2007-11-09 02:11:27 · update #2
ha ha ha ha ha... oh bugg*CRASH*
sorry i fell off the chair laughing
2007-11-09 02:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by nac mac feegle wahaye! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Out of 10...I give it a 4.
2007-11-09 13:33:35 · answer #2 · answered by Michael M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 10:54:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
seems this joke had been selected as the most funny joke of the year (last last i think) but personally i didn't find it funny at all. i simply can't laugh when it's about someone's death even if it's a joke.
2007-11-09 10:29:34 · answer #4 · answered by lotus 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I remember rightly, this was once voted the funniest joke in the world. Following this, I've heard it far too many times. So no, it didn't make me laugh this time. Or the previous nine or ten times.
2007-11-09 10:12:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is funny I will be telling that joke .Iam in the land of hunters Lol
2007-11-09 10:13:30 · answer #6 · answered by lisa49829 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When I heard it the 1st time, Now it's a little old.
2007-11-09 10:13:14 · answer #7 · answered by mak 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
according to internet thats suppose to be the funniest joke in the world..
i personally dont think its that funny =\\
2007-11-09 10:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
It made me groan.
2007-11-09 14:18:22 · answer #9 · answered by bettyrubleinspurs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny good one
2007-11-09 10:14:57 · answer #10 · answered by dptvegas 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋