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by leaving Cannabis, magic mushrooms and other hallucinogenic drugs scattered all over the world?
or did he leave them for us to have a laugh.
what was he smoking when he made the Platypus?

2007-11-08 23:04:01 · 34 answers · asked by DogmaDeleted 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

no disrespect to the Platypus intended.....

2007-11-08 23:23:58 · update #1

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)”

2007-11-08 23:30:24 · update #2

Bill Hicks.

2007-11-08 23:30:54 · update #3

I dont believe in gods...just playing Devils advocate lol
(Dont believe in the Devil either its just a saying.)

2007-11-08 23:49:32 · update #4

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The only mistake on this world is the belief in God. You say your god is all-knowing then declare that at the same time he can make mistakes?

He's loving, yet he banished his people from the promised land just for making a statue of a calf?

Oh, and what a wonderful sacrelige to say that your god does drugs. You must be Catholic, because that is actually a very Catholic thing to say.

God did not make those drugs. The effects caused by them are a result of a defense mechanism to allow the continuation of the species. You get high when you eat a "magic mushroom" for the same reason you cry when you cut an onion. It's a defense mechanism so that you are detered from ever eating it again.

2007-11-08 23:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Maitreya 3 · 1 0

My Friend, drugs are like a spider web the more you move around in it the more stuck you are. I have seen so many people that started doing drugs at a young age and as a result of this they have never experienced their life sober. If you ask most drug addicts, rec. users exc. they will tell you that it helps calm them down, relax them so on and so on. What they don't realize is that the drugs that that help calm their social anxiety, stress exc. are the same drugs that created the issues in the first place therefore creating a vicious cycle of dependency. I find it hard to believe that Jesus put cannabis and psychedelic mushrooms on this earth knowing the affliction it would cause. Good luck, the chips are stacked against you but try and rise above...

2007-11-08 23:16:39 · answer #2 · answered by buellracing01 2 · 0 2

The platypus gives milk to its young through special ducts next to its anus.

That is right, platypus butt-nipples is proof that God has a sense of humor, if nothing else.

2007-11-08 23:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Don't make it too hard on the christians here. They might have to admit that God doesn't exist to justify why there are hallucinogenics growing all over the place.

2007-11-09 01:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

God needed us to have hallucinogenic drugs so that his people would believe the crazy idea that there is a God etc.

2007-11-08 23:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by Bonnie 4 · 1 1

Oh well I can say this from a nice safe distance. Women were God's big mistake, and, like the rest of us chaps, he has been regretting it ever since..

2007-11-08 23:53:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

friend God can never be mistaken, otherwise he'll no longer be God because God is perfect....Everything he has created is good and has good purpose...However, humanity just failed to discover that essential purpose of God's creations so those hallucinogenic drugs are not really meant to be how it is used today, there must be more essential reason why God permits man to manufacture that kind of drug...With regards to cannabis, well I believe that its original purpose is more than just being used for bodily and temporary relief of one's depression and the like...

2007-11-08 23:13:21 · answer #7 · answered by junjun 2 · 1 2

If you say so, but if there is a god, then surely he would have put it there to give us a choice and prove that we are really free willed and not under his control? Hypothetically of course

2007-11-08 23:08:08 · answer #8 · answered by ~I'm not weird~ 1 · 1 0

you notice how the christians cant take a joke?


i think it was tabs and E that inspired the platypus!

2007-11-09 07:39:29 · answer #9 · answered by Adam (AM) 4 · 0 0

aww dont be mean to the platypus! lol ..well cannabis can be used for health reasons ..i dont know about the others lol

2007-11-08 23:07:02 · answer #10 · answered by Yorkshire Gurlie ♥ 3 · 3 0

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