They met each other at a perfect party.
They dated for two perfect years.
They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident.
Two people died and one lived. Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
2007-11-08 22:32:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bahahahahahahaha
i like that, i really do. =]
2007-11-08 22:38:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It just goes to show. A woman will blame a man even though he isnt there! No such thing as a perfect man means there wasnt a man in the car to begin with. Same with the elf. Who does that leave as the driver? You got it, the "perfect" woman.
2007-11-09 07:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by Dj_Ez 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-09 06:36:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you mean all 3 died
2007-11-09 06:36:01 · answer #4 · answered by mal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
May I compliment you on your spelling however your logic is faulty but then 'logic' and 'woman' are a contradiction in itself.
2007-11-09 06:47:12 · answer #5 · answered by ashkirkian 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its lik a bore story from which a child can sleep
2007-11-09 08:37:13 · answer #6 · answered by uncrowned king 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now that is my kind of joke!! OOOOh soooo true!!
2007-11-09 06:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so funny yet true
2007-11-09 06:39:33 · answer #8 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too true!
2007-11-09 06:35:21 · answer #9 · answered by coolrocksharron 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha... not, lame joke
2007-11-09 06:34:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋