If Buddha, Jesus amd Mohammed had a fight for ruler of the universe and peoples souls who would win? Sensible answers are discouraged!
2007-11-08 21:44:44 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks for that Polly Pop God bless you and your Christian soul
2007-11-08 22:46:04 · update #1
Buddha and Jesus would team up against Mohammed. if Mohammed got the upper hand and kills Jesus, he just comes back to life. If he kills Buddha, he just reincarnates. Eventually Mohammed makes a mistake and Jesus slips in for the kill. Once Mohammed is out of the way, Jesus makes a sneaky deal with Satan with the promise of forgiveness and a way out of Hell if he keeps Buddhas' soul imprisoned in Hell preventing reincarnation. Jesus then sneaks up behind Buddha and hits him on the head with the candlestick, in the library. Buddha is confined to Hell for all eternity while Jesus keeps his word, allows Satan out of Hell but sends him straight back on a technicality that Satan didn't notice when signing the contract. Jesus then sits back and enjoys his victory :)
2007-11-08 21:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by DANIEL C 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Buddha doesn't need souls, and this is an illogical question. Obviously Christians will say Jesus b/c they don't believe in Islam and Muslims will say Mohammed b/c they aren't Christians.
2007-11-08 21:53:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Imagine the amount of religious questions in Polls & Surveys...
2007-11-08 22:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I´ll put my money on Mohammed Ali.
Any takers?
2007-11-08 22:39:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has no religious preference, only the religions do. It would be a three way tie.
2007-11-08 22:06:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question itself isnt sensible...so dont expect sensible answers
2007-11-08 21:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by Malaika 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"Sensible answers are discouraged!" lol!!! You certainly came to the right place. lol!! I'd say Jesus!! GOD BLESS!!
2007-11-08 21:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by Allan C 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
buddha would just sit there - jesus would be floating/ascending over the other two & mohammed would be swinging his sword at thin air....
we'd all lose...
2007-11-08 22:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by Daniel F 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
None rule the Universe, so none would win. They neither own my soul nor have they the ability to do so.
2007-11-08 21:49:39 · answer #9 · answered by A-chan 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Buddha was a fat **** so he is out right away, Jesus was a long haired hippie so i would say he is out. Muhammed was a Warrior.... so i guess. ELVIS WOULD WIN.
2007-11-08 21:54:53 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋