A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.
2007-11-08 21:30:01 · 8 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love M&Ms.........hahaha.
My teeth will peel them for me jake.
lol,lol,lol,10/10 ,star and great joke.
2007-11-08 21:37:53 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a action picture star for you! that's hilarious! i admire blonde jokes. i used to be white blonde as a baby, in spite of the undeniable fact that it have been given darker as I have been given older. (and smarter) now i'm a (organic) medium brown
2016-11-10 22:04:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-08 22:24:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I hate it when the power goes on on the escalator! Hope she had a Snickers.
2007-11-08 21:39:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
November and December are the best months!! Hahaha...
2007-11-09 07:07:34 · answer #5 · answered by Lele 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Liked this one the first time you posted it but it's good the 2nd time round too i spose lolz
2007-11-09 03:12:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell yeah! I like it! Thnx for sharing!
2007-11-08 21:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff
2007-11-08 22:00:45 · answer #8 · answered by B-Man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋