On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
2007-11-08 21:29:07 · 12 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jake you wont be getting a hate mail from me 100%.
I heard this joke before and it made me LOL.
I shared it with my hubby and he shared it with others too.
So,lol,lol,lol,10/10, a star, and brilliant joke.
2007-11-08 21:35:29 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-10 22:03:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-08 22:34:12 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice joke. . . but i saw it coming the best are the ones you really did think were going to be something else and catch you off guard. . .hence! the beauty of comedy!
2007-11-08 21:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well as a woman i should really had you but i can see the funny side good joke
2007-11-08 21:34:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heeheehee!!! lolz! Typical bloke!
2007-11-09 01:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grrrrrr...
2007-11-08 21:35:09 · answer #7 · answered by elliebear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Better she does it because I can't iron for ****
2007-11-08 22:03:05 · answer #8 · answered by B-Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAH\! ROFPMSL! Heard it before, but still found it funny!
2007-11-08 21:41:37 · answer #9 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good joke..i will pass it on...
2007-11-08 21:37:02 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋