4 surgeons were sitting and discussing who they like to operate on. The 1st surgeon said:" I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is on alphabetical order." The 2nd surgeon said:" I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order." The 3rd surgeon said:" I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded".
The 4th surgeon said:" I like operating on politicians."
The other 3 surgeons looked at each other in disbelief until one of them asked:"Why?"
The 4th surgeon replied:" Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless and their butt and head are interchangeable."
2007-11-08
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