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10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

9. Today is our what?

8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.

3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

2007-11-08 21:18:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

cheers mate l'll bear these in mind for the future
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2007-11-09 06:14:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Number two is my husband to a tee! He promised to take me out to dinner for our anniversary but we ended having a home cooked (by him) steak dinner at home! Mind you it was nice!

2007-11-08 21:36:23 · answer #2 · answered by xenonvalkyrie 6 · 2 0

Lmfao! Very humorous! i presumed this may be rubbish yet there actually rather sturdy. 3 made me laugh lots and extensive style 5 made me think of of Mr Bean, the shaking head area. actually there all rather sturdy. i admire 8 and 10 to boot. EDIT: Ive basically realised that i actually love all of them lol.

2016-09-28 21:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by pellish 4 · 0 0

Funny! Good ones! 10!

2007-11-08 22:27:01 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

You might be so womanish....Gadd !! ..You received me .. Sure it is proper ...And also you neglected alot ... (a) choosing on whose the man with significant palms (b) which Hair form is in fashion ..All of the Bla blas we females recognize ....Hahaha lol

2016-08-06 03:14:01 · answer #5 · answered by luong 4 · 0 0

Some were quite good chris
thanks for sharing.

2007-11-08 21:23:38 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 3 0

You are falling down with this one. Not that good I'm afraid.

2007-11-09 02:14:13 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1 0

haha they gave me a giggle i can relate to most of them lol Xxx

2007-11-08 21:28:43 · answer #8 · answered by floss♥ 4 · 3 0

It would be worse to find out your partner was secretly a badger

2007-11-08 21:22:42 · answer #9 · answered by Beans? 3 · 2 1

Another good one and a *

2007-11-08 21:51:04 · answer #10 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2 0

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