Not a Q just a way to raise a wry grin:
1) Did you fart? Cuz ye blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz your pure special.
3) Mah Love fur you is like diarrhea. I canny haud it in.
4) Di ye huv a library cerd? Cuz I'd like to sign you oot.
5) Is there a mirror in yur pants? Cuz I can see ma sel in em.
6) If you wurr a tree and I was a Squirrel, I'd store mah nuts in yerhole.
7) You might no be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman -'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I kin make yer bed-rock.
Please feel free to use them when out clubbing tonight.
2007-11-08 20:13:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ Scottish Football
Angela without the hat you are more beautiful than a tropical sunrise.
Just doesn't work as well as the others does it?
2007-11-09 04:30:24 · update #1
FFS charlie bhoy if i was to use any of your chat up lines i would either be going home alone or to the A&E
2007-11-11 16:52:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah,Charlie,they're boring,but it's the only question that's on here worth answering at the moment.So do I get the 10 points?
2007-11-09 03:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by slightlystoutbob 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
aw thats class m8 raised a smile av a star
2007-11-09 01:59:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why Charlie were you talking to me lol
well it's better than no7 but i know that wasn't for me !
;-) x x
2007-11-09 00:08:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"penguin" might work....
could get a drink in the face tho
thanks!
2007-11-08 20:21:36 · answer #5 · answered by doug4jets 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bond .... James Bond
2007-11-08 20:18:57 · answer #6 · answered by zombiebrian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one like that!
2007-11-08 21:27:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Please feel free to use them when out clubbing tonight!ha"
Its a ride um looking fur no a do-in fur being a sleez..If ur pattar wis pish u widny smell.
2007-11-09 01:27:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cheers big man
2007-11-08 21:52:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i use these all the time, they work like a charm lol, thanks for the laugh.
2007-11-08 20:18:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋