Jesus was on top of the Tower of Babel and spotted his apostle, Paul, down below. He yelled out to him "Paul!" Paul looked up and said "Yes my Lord?" Jesus said "Come hither". Paul fought off the Roman soldiers but was thrown from the first landing, which broke both his arms. Jesus again yelled "Paul, come hither!" Paul kicked his way past the soldiers and made it to the second level, from where he was tossed and broke both his legs. Jesus called "Paul, come hither!". Paul spent the next ten hours slithering his way up, head-butting the ankles of the soldiers and arrived at the top, all dirty,scratched, and bleeding very badly. He looked up at Jesus and said "Yes my Lord?" Jesus said "Paul, I can see your house from here...."
2007-11-08 19:39:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO. I don't know where you hear this stuff but you are so hilarious!! I'll bet you're a ton of fun to hang out with......
2007-11-09 03:19:53 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol at the punchline as well as "come hither!" =D
2007-11-08 20:08:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Paul...
God's ways can b mysterious at times...
:-)
2007-11-08 19:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was better put as john the beheaded .
2007-11-08 20:16:12 · answer #4 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao xD that was good xD
2007-11-08 19:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by sevi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋