While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis
ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into
the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting
for the lights to change.
A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.
"What's that ?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.
"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had
tennis elbow once."
2007-11-08 18:26:13 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good (m) tu
2007-11-08 18:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I used to get this each and all of the time. you basically awaken and it somewhat is not real and extremely painful for some days and it is going away. It seems I had a pinched nerve in my neck. for some years I had random discomfort there, and little or no might help. Muscle relaxers did help slightly, yet because i could not rigidity or artwork with them, it wasn't lots of a help. at last the disc that fluctuate into compressing the nerve in my neck burst, and that i had surgical treatment. See your medical expert and locate out if it style of feels to be the comparable component, because of the fact i've got heard that actual medical care can delay or end surgical treatment on your destiny.
2016-09-28 21:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by pellish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-11-08 19:17:03 · answer #3 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Similar to joggers nipple?
Yawn.
Sorry to diss all your jokes, they were funny once.
It's not personal, but on this site I only seem to here old jokes.
Not that mine are much better.
Keep it up kid.
2007-11-08 18:34:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the whole 'gleaming with lust' is a little weird, but it's pretty funny
2007-11-08 18:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by Clarie F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute!
2007-11-08 18:28:32 · answer #6 · answered by Sheri2271 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank Gwad, he did not find a tennis raquette!
Hw painful that wud hav been!!!
:-)
2007-11-08 18:30:28 · answer #7 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess asking for her to kiss it better would have been out of the question?
2007-11-08 19:04:01 · answer #8 · answered by Dj_Ez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good
2007-11-08 18:58:10 · answer #9 · answered by mad ned 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol and a *
2007-11-08 20:34:46 · answer #10 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another good one so 10/10.!!!
Was she blond too, lol.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!
2007-11-08 18:35:55 · answer #11 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋