A woman desperately looking for work went into a factory. The
personnel manager looked over her resume and regretfully explained to
her that he had nothing worthy of her talents. The woman answered that
she really needed work and would take almost anything. The personnel
manager hemmed and hawed and finally said that he did have a low-skill
job on the Tickle Me Elmo line, but nothing else.
The woman happily accepted his offer. He took her down to the line,
explained her duties, and told her to report at 8:00 AM the next day.
The next day at 8:45 there was a knock at the personnel manager's
door. The Tickle Me Elmo line manager came in and started ranting
about the woman who had just been hired. After listening to how badly
backed up the assembly line was, the personnel manager suggested that
the line manager show him the problem.
Together they went down to the line and, sure enough, Elmos were
backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line was
the woman who had just been hired. She had pulled over a roll of the
material used for the Elmos, and had a big bag of marbles. They both
watched as she cut a little piece of fabric, took two marbles, and
started sewing them between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager started laughing uncontrollably. Finally, he
pulled himself together, walked over to the new employee, and said,
"I'm sorry. I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted you
to do was give Elmo two test tickles."
2007-11-08 18:16:59 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny good one (m)
2007-11-08 19:02:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-04-03 03:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha...
I hav a similar joke for yu...
A beautiful nurse walked into a ward to give a male patient his medicines. Juz then the patient asked the nurse thru his oxygen mask- "R my testic@ls black?"
Blushin, the nurse replied, "I am sorry, but I can not check that. I am here to juz give yur morning pills".
On persistent request, the nurse complies and checks them for him. She replies, "No, they ar fine. They ar not black".
The man removes the oxygen mask and replies, "Well, thatz awrite, I was askin if my 'test results' ar back"!!!
:-)
2007-11-08 18:50:11 · answer #3 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny!!! lol who would ever guess you could makes an kids toy into a rude joke lol
2007-11-08 20:44:51 · answer #4 · answered by cooper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny I like it
2007-11-08 18:21:14 · answer #5 · answered by Sheri2271 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is an Excellent joke.!!!
Tickles not Testicles, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
That got me laughing.!!!
Cheers lady.!!
2007-11-08 18:26:21 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a very good laugh
starred
2007-11-08 19:53:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol and a *
2007-11-08 20:27:20 · answer #8 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol,10/10 star.
Another great joke...........poor girl,all that hard work for just two test tickles..........haha.
Really funny............haha.
2007-11-08 20:06:20 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-08 23:29:52 · answer #10 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋