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my mom isn't around ,she used to kiss my ouchies! where can I find god to kiss and make it all better????????????????? ripped it up with an earing! first it blead then it burned now it throbbing!

2007-11-08 17:14:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

david ,pretty self rightious ,are we???

2007-11-08 17:19:11 · update #1

20 answers

lets see,the god i know would most likely blow an infection in your ear and send you off to the e.r.he seems to enjoy watching the art of suffering.

2007-11-08 18:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by wishalot101 3 · 1 2

Well he will do it in a way that you will understand. Since your mother is not around you can use the brains he gave you to stop the bleeding and rinse it or cup cool water on in under a sink. Then put some lotion on i to prevent infection. Then put a band aid on it. that may not be a kiss from God but common sense from God is just as good. Don't you think?

2007-11-09 01:22:23 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Remus 54 7 · 1 1

Do you mean "Does God care about me?" like a good mother, father? God does care about every hair on your head because you are his child. Why does bad things happen to good people?..... i don't know, but maybe the true nature of sin must be revealed.... it's a test (Good vs. Evil) and we are all part of the demonstation. If your heart is buning and throbbing, Im sorry.... you don't deserve this... Look up....Some day it will be all over, we will be with God and all sorrow will be past away.

2007-11-09 01:27:03 · answer #3 · answered by Mark 7 1 · 1 1

Hello dear!
Well, it is a matter of definition!
Frequently we call god someone who ...
Well, this someone who excites you might take the pain away!
I am sorry I am so far away! Even from here, I kiss your ears for getting better - when you are well we are all better off!
Enjoy an excellent weekend!

2007-11-09 11:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by soubassakis 6 · 1 0

If god were actually real, I am sure she (or he) would have something far more important to do than worry about simple humans.

Oh but the message is so clear, for people that choose to understand, it's been 2000 years, if I haven't shown up, I was probably made up, so help yourselves to independence.

Yayyy. (I like your questions)

2007-11-09 10:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by brettj666 7 · 1 0

I doubt you'll get much help from Ol' Jehovah, but I kiss my girlfriend's ouchies sometimes, and I'd be happy to do yours too if you pop 'round to my place.

2007-11-09 01:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by nobody important 5 · 1 0

yes god has his mysterious ways but there are several human claiming them selves to be gods in India be careful from may be that kiss could lead to some thing else

2007-11-09 01:27:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

OW!!!! My whiskers are flinching at the thought of it!!

*kiss* There...I, the Almighty Yamster, God of Yahoo, kissed you ear all bettererer!

On a more practical note, try ice or even teething/mouth ulcer gel from a pharmacy...you know that stuff you put on teething babies gums? Its an anesthetic, and helps with bad scratches, cuts etc. Maybe see a doctor?

2007-11-09 01:23:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

God create this world in a reasonable manner. So he made everything with a cause and reason. That is why we go for doctors.

2007-11-09 01:24:27 · answer #9 · answered by Ask me 3 · 1 1

The Spaghetti Monster will touch it with His noodly appendage.

2007-11-09 01:23:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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