A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the paralegal, "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the partner. The partner says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
2007-11-08 16:09:47 · 19 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Trust a lawyer to be an *** hole and screw you over!
2007-11-08 16:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I heard this one but in a different version; where the people are stranded on an island.
I like this joke though.
2007-11-08 19:11:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
at least one gets unlimited pina coladas
2007-11-08 16:51:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That should teach them a good lesson
You have to listen to your manager first.
2007-11-09 22:19:46 · answer #4 · answered by Salah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute, especially since there are bosses who are just like that.
2007-11-08 17:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a pretty old one, it's only worded differently.
2007-11-08 16:38:01 · answer #6 · answered by Valerie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this before, a different version though...
But yur is more meaningful, I must say...
Keep it rolling...
:-)
2007-11-08 16:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, thats cute.
2007-11-08 16:14:06 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA what an a$$ hole but funny star for you
2007-11-08 16:23:58 · answer #9 · answered by bazookakid381 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those r Good. wishes i love the 2nd one ! but i would wish for more wishes, this if funny * starts you *
2007-11-08 16:14:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋