A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."
So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man says, "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see," says the manager, "and this ***** is giving you a hard time?"
2007-11-08 16:03:06 · 14 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The manager was a damn good one, he knows how to treat a damn good customer when he sees his damn good money.
Damn it, I said too many damn.
2007-11-09 22:17:19 · answer #1 · answered by Salah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So true, so true, so very, very true!
A bank is one place where the service and attitude is very much about what you have got and not who you are!
No insult meant to any bankers or banking staff !
2007-11-09 11:11:06 · answer #2 · answered by sistablu...Maat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, am I so transparent people already know what I would do if I won the lottery?
2007-11-08 16:31:57 · answer #3 · answered by Dj_Ez 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is a good one.you made my day.
farah's answer is just as good.you made my next day.
thanks to both of you. we need some laughter here .
2007-11-09 09:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by Moonrise 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that just shows you money talks and well you know the rest star for you
2007-11-08 16:26:11 · answer #5 · answered by bazookakid381 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-11-08 17:06:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a certain ***** banker that I **** very much and want to **** and ***! looooool
Missing words from the above sentence:
sweet
love
kiss
hug
That banker always gives me "hope"! loooool
2007-11-08 16:13:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
hoo rah
2007-11-08 16:54:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww !! :D :D
Damn the "Ma'am" ;-)
looooooooooooooooooooooolz :D
2007-11-10 03:53:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-11-08 16:08:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋