What's the weirdest co worker you've ever dealt with?

Question

About 8 months there was this older guy like in his mid 50's that used to work with me. Anyway, he used have a bad habit of taking his socks off and biting his toe nails and spitting them across the room all day long. Needless to say he was fired. lol

Answer 1

I used to work with one that would stick her bare butt against the window in the office and moon people. She mooned my mom once. Every day her and another co worker would show everyone what underwear they were wearing that day and what bra.

I was surprised that they never got fired. but then again they were the manager and assistant manager.

Answer 2

I was a nurse and worked with another woman who just thought she was God's Gift to the Earth. She was tall, blond, slim and pretty in a overdone, floozy way. She was in her 30s but pretended to be much younger. No matter WHAT you were talking about, she had done it better or had it worse -- she would ALWAYS try to upstage you. She carried to EXTREMES... At this time I had a brand new, really nice Camaro. One evening when not much was happening on the ward, we asked one of the aides to go out and get us some pizza but he didn't want to go -- until I told him he could drive my car. He really perked up at that!

The next day, the Floozy had a brand new Camaro. She just could not STAND it that someone else had a better car than she did. She was a strange one!

Answer 3

You having nothing over my former coworkers, Sometimes I feel like the author of all those dilbert cartoon is one of my current coworkers.

We had one guy that had a feather stuck in the back of his hair for 4 days because he never bathed, We had another guy that ate out of the trash or off the floor, he used to juggle his package when he talked to people

We had a lady that went with a friend to a costume party and she won best drag, and she wasn't even dressed up. And she braged about it, oh then their was the farmer lady that talked about sex like she was discussing the weather,

Answer 4

Gross!

I had a coworker that was probably about 18 or 20 years old and he had a real chip on his shoulder! He would get mad at nothing, hated women and ended up slashing the soap dispenser and the break room table with his box knife.

I'm glad they fired him, because I think he'd eventually have hurt somebody physically.

Answer 5

Mr. Stinky.

he would not bathe, but complained he smelled nothing.

he was fired, but we had to have an arbitration hearing, as he felt it was unjust (despite numerous warning about his hygiene).

At the hearing, the arbitor sat down and commented about the smell. He looked at the complaint, went over to smell the defendant (very brave of him) and ruled the firing was justified

Answer 6

I worked with a person who thought they were the worlds best singer/songwriter and would constantly sing while working. Even though I am all for going after your dreams...first make sure that its the correct talent.

Answer 7

I had one boss who was a touch strange. I was doing data entry, putting myself through school. The woman INSISTED that we use the 10-key layout on our keyboards for numeric entry, rather than the number keys along the top of a standard keyboard. I have no EARTHLY idea why she cared, but God help you if she saw you using that top row of keys!

Answer 8

I worked with a girl with serious mental issues. She never got any work done because she sat at her desk all day long writing nasty little notes on yellow post-its and literally slapping them on our desks, our files, our computers, and probably our butts too. If you tried to speak to her, she would roll her eyes and sigh and tell you to leave her alone so she could get her "work" done. Then she'd write you a nasty little post-it and slap it on your purse.

Answer 9

mine was a sweet little black girl who came to my workplace as a temp; we soon became friends and shared our photographs and chatted about our families and I showed her pictures of my darling mixed race baby cousin. It was to be this temp girl 'D's birthday the wednesday so I said that I would get her present Thursday when I got paid, which I did in my lunch hour. I wrapped it prettily and put it in my drawer as she was at the dentists or something that afternoon. I had been feeling quite poorly all day, and by the next morning was in bed with the Doctor visiting. I rang the office and told them and said 'when 'D' comes in tell her I am sorry, but to get the key from 'M' and look in my top drawer'. On the following Monday I went back to work only to find my drawer smashed open and every thing smashed or ripped up all but a small parcel which had fallen out and slid under the next desk's chair and the c/bd door was off its hinges. She had come in and been told I was off sick. She didn't wait to hear anymore but began ranting about me being deceitful a liar a racist and all sorts, kicking heck out of my desk and when they got security to chuck her out she was calling every one rude names and threatening all sorts, if course her time sheet was then not signed because of the damage to the desk. At the moment I saw it the phone rang and it was her, before she said a word I said, 'your present is next to me you missed it when you smashed the drawer, and if you ever come near me again I don't care what you accuse me of I will slap yout face and tell you exactly what I thought of you today, and P. said he found your present under his chair but after what you said about me and what you did he didn't feel like giving it to you'. Then I said 'listen to this' held the phone down and (with it still in the wrapping)let her hear the bottle of her favourite perfume being well shattered against the wooden flooring. 'that my dear' I told her 'was your bottle of expensive perfume I spent half my wages on now you know you mashed up good'. She phoned several times after but our telephonist just cut her off as no one wanted to s[eak to her again. and the agency stopped giving her bookings as well!

Answer 10

i had one that liked to build little fires when no one was around ... he didnt last long either ..