Why don't we see more Christians wearing eye patches and sporting around with missing appendages?

Question

Matthew5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. 29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. 30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

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Shouldn't it be the Christians celebrating Pirate Day?

Edward, that was funny! If I had a thumb I'd give it to you.

Answer 1

what do you have left on your body?

Answer 2

Yeah, boys. If you take the Bible that literally it's your duty as a good Christian to go get a chainsaw and a butcher knife right now if you've ever stared a hottie down or gotten a little too touchy feely.

If you talk like Captain Jack maybe you'll get more chicks. They love the Depp.

Answer 3

Mythbusters examined out the idea indexed above - that they kept one eye adjusted to the darkish, so that they could see extra positive after going from the very spectacular deck to the very darkish carry. they could basically flow the patch from eye to eye, reckoning on even if or not they mandatory to be sure issues in spectacular elementary, or in little or no elementary. it ought to take 10 minutes for someone's' eyes to regulate to diverse situations. it really is no longer definitive, notwithstanding that is a a threat theory.

Answer 4

It's not a lot of fun being a pirate unless you can get the parrot. And, *sigh*, there's nothing in those lines about the parrot.

Answer 5

And they call us Fundies.