Peyton Manning lives a full life and the dies. He goes to heaven and God is showing him around. Finally after awile God takes Peyton up to a hill with a nice size house on it with a faded colts flag in the window. God tells Peyton "This is your house for eternity, be happy not many people get houses around here." Peyton feels special indeed but as he walks up to he house he notice that the house to the right of his is a 5 story-tall black and purple mansion, with several tall flag poles with Ravens flags on them and a Ravens towel in every window. Peyton goes up to God and says "God I don't mean to be ungrateful but I was a hall of fame quarterback, set many records and won a super bowl." God replies "Yeah Peyton, What's your point?" Peyton askes "Why does Ray Lewis get a bigger house than me?" God chuckles and says "Peyton, that's not Ray's house, its mine."
2007-11-08 14:02:32 · 4 answers · asked by elkciprider 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles