You're laying awake in bed... its is dark... it is quiet. You can't sleep, and it is already two o'clock in the morning. You try to doze off, and just before you do, you hear something in the other room. Your eyes snap open! Your heart begins to race. You hold your breath, listening intently... ... ... ...silence. You sit up slowly. Was it just your imagination? You begin to relax.
There it is again! Something is in the house! Quietly you creep out of bed and toward the door. You listen with all your might. Your heart is beating in your ears. What is it? What could it be? Witha trembling hand, you reach for the knob. Slowly, so slowly, you turn it. You carefully ease open the door.... Peering into the darkness, you strain to see any movement....
But all is still. All is quiet. Cautiously you poke your head out of the doorway. Your breathing begins to slow. Perhaps it was nothing at all... the wind, maybe?
All at once a light blinds you. You shield your eyes. Blinking, you see _
2007-11-08 13:35:09 · 9 answers · asked by **Julie** 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
....you see your elderly neighbor, holding your lemon bundt cake screaming "It's too dry, it's too dry"! She has curlers in her hair and you yank them out screaming "You're supposed to dip it in milk, in milk dammit"!
2007-11-08 13:42:12 · answer #1 · answered by Mizz SJG 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
...the bright lights of the operating room, now coming into focus. Three doctors are peering down at you, and their faces become clear as well. You feel groggy, but finally realize it was all a dream, and you underwent a routine surgery, everything went well. But....it was all just a dream....right??? To be continued......
2007-11-08 13:50:03 · answer #2 · answered by 80's kid 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My drunk roommate coming home and trying not to wake me up, not turning on any lights except for her Flashlight!! that was on her keychain. Scared the crap out of me!!! True story!
2007-11-08 16:55:24 · answer #3 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fallen star!
2007-11-08 14:07:19 · answer #4 · answered by ♥manni♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your Cat holding a huge flash light!
2007-11-08 13:40:14 · answer #5 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a floating Flashlight duhhh!!
2007-11-08 13:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cops coming to get my ***!!
2007-11-08 13:47:04 · answer #7 · answered by Beautiful Disaster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing. youre blind now, remember?
2007-11-08 13:46:46 · answer #8 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ALIENS!!!!!!!
2007-11-08 13:40:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋