Nun for you?

Question

A man walks up to a bar and a nun is outside, blocking him, protesting. "Drink is Evil" she says. She keeps blocking him and he gets irritated and asks her. "How do you know? Have you ever tried it?". "Well I guess you have a point there" she says. "Well how about I buy you a drink so you can see for yourself" he replies. She says "Well, OK, but make it a gin so nobody smells it on my breath. And put it in a cup so nobody knows". He says "Fair enough" and go into the bar. He asks the bartender for a beer and a gin in a cup. The bartender says "Is that damn nun out there again?"

Answer 1

Did you hear about dopey and the dwarven nun? No..... Ok then.


2 nuns were out for a walk when they came across 3 dwarves having an argument. One of the dwarves asks them "Excuse me sisters, but do you know of any dwarven nuns?" "No" replies the good nuns "But maybe Mother Margaret knows" As they are walking back to the convent, the sisters hear 2 of the dwarves giggling. Walking throught he convent, the 2 sisters ask every nun they come across about a dwarven nun. With every no that is said, the 2 dwarves giggle harder and finally bust out laughing. Once the question was posed to Mother Margaret, she replied "There are no dwarven nuns in existance today, nor have there been any in recent history" With that the dwarves thank Mother Margaret and the sisters. While walking out of the convent though, everyone hears 2 of the dwarves singing at the top of thier lungs "Dopey nailed a penguine, Dopey nailed a penguine"

Answer 2

Funny! 10!

Answer 3

lol smart nun.
wats it w/ the nun jokes today, half the ?s are nun jokes....lol i guess nuns r just cool like that. funny joke btw and actually not dirty!

Answer 4

This is cute! Not great - but a good chuckle! CJ

Answer 5

there is a 12 step program for her....lol, good one!

Answer 6

wow

Answer 7

funny!

Answer 8

nice!

Answer 9

LOL.....