How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
2007-11-08 13:06:15 · 18 answers · asked by (o_o) 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2007-11-08 13:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by Christmas Light Guy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a woodchuck could chuck out wood in the woods without disturbing the neighbouring wood-chuck chucking wood in the same woods, both the wood-chucks could be happily chucking chucking away the wood in the woods, and the chucked wood could fill the woods!!!
8-)
2007-11-08 13:16:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the wood that a wood-chuck could chuck, the wood-chuck would chuck dude.
2007-11-08 13:16:40 · answer #3 · answered by Deirdre H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd chuck all the wood a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood......
How much rock could a rock chuck chuck?
2007-11-08 13:12:41 · answer #4 · answered by 2telldatruth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck would chuck all he ever could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2007-11-08 13:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on the wood-chuck's religious beliefs. If it were a Jedi, for example, it could chuck more wood than you could possibly imagine.
2007-11-08 13:09:49 · answer #6 · answered by Ian 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
wood chucks can and would chuck wood,
that's why they're called wood chucks,
and the amount of wood,
a wood chuck would chuck,
depends on how much wood,
the wood chuck desires to chuck.
don't ya think?
2007-11-08 13:13:55 · answer #7 · answered by peaceful light 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a wood-chuck wouldn't chuck wood even if he could chuck wood
2007-11-08 13:10:13 · answer #8 · answered by wditt2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How big is the wood-chuck? Also are we talking pine, oak, or what?
I'm gonna need an idea of what altitude this thing is chuckin' in.
A lot of people think its just a simple question but it really isn't.
2007-11-08 13:13:27 · answer #9 · answered by Righteous Indignation 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.
2007-11-08 13:23:33 · answer #10 · answered by Belize Missionary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋