Little Johnny sees his fathers car passing the park and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees his father and his aunt Jane "hugging" in the car. Johnny finds this very exciting and can barely contain himself so he runs home and starts to tell his mother
I was at the park and I saw daddys car go into the woods with Jane. I went to look for them and I saw daddy giving Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then Jane lay down on the seat, then daddy..
At this point, Johnny's mother cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story. Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on daddys face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Johnny's mother asks him to tell his story, so Johnny starts to talk, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and...
..then daddy and Jane did the same thing mommy and uncle Richard used to.
2007-11-08 12:17:34 · 16 answers · asked by Penguin2208 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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funny and just expect the unexpected when li'l johnny opens his mouth
2007-11-08 12:21:52 · answer #1 · answered by yatzky 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-08 20:23:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA mom and dad cheating on each others siblings hahahhahahhahahah weeeeeee haha
2007-11-08 20:31:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is really the best lil johnny joke i read
2007-11-08 20:45:00 · answer #4 · answered by twisternycxx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
that is your best johnny joke yet.
keep them coming
2007-11-08 20:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol kidz say the darnedest things
2007-11-08 20:22:14 · answer #6 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
I've heard it before though...
Have a nice day!
2007-11-08 20:22:38 · answer #7 · answered by Alice 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahhaaaa lol
2007-11-08 20:25:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!That was funny!!
2007-11-08 20:27:43 · answer #9 · answered by smashmouth3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little Johnny never fails to make me laugh thanks for a good one.
2007-11-08 20:30:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋