This morning I posted two nun jokes and both got deleted for Violations...they were pretty funny and lame too. I do hope any pinko commie who thinks he sits at the right hand of God and that his job is to censor us moves on to another category....this place is for JOKES dummy.
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I hereby post another one...Pls Star if you like it. Thanks.
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Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one
said "It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it
really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so that
Mother Superior doesn't find them." The second nun said,
"I've found a marvelous invention called the condom, which works
really well for this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the
condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it
all later!"
The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could
find them.
"You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the
pharmacist for them." The next day the good sister went to the drug
store and walked up to the counter. "Good morning sister," said the
pharmacist. "What can I do for you today?" "I'd like some condoms
please" said the nun.
The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon
enough and asked, "How many boxes would you like - there are 12 to a
box." "I'll take six boxes that should last about a week" said the
nun. The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was
almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism
prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, "Sister, what size condoms
would you like-we have large, extra large, and big liar size."
The sister thought for a minute, and finally said: "I'm not
certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel?
He fainted.
2007-11-08 12:16:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm a lapsed irish catholic with grew up with them....
2007-11-08 14:11:11 · update #1
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ha ha ha , nun sense really funny
2007-11-08 12:25:21 · answer #1 · answered by yatzky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol I've heard a variation of that joke where they're smoking in the rain and the condom prevents the cigarettes from getting wet, and when she goes in and he asks the size, she says she doesn't care, as long as it fits a camel
star!! lol
2007-11-08 20:30:42 · answer #2 · answered by BlckPdf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-08 20:33:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny :-)
It shouldn't have violated anything because it is about what the nuns aid, nothing against nuns, or the Christian faith.
2007-11-08 20:36:38 · answer #4 · answered by nibor194 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew the joke would be *wrong* when I started reading it, but I had to go on. Great punch line. A star.
2007-11-08 20:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by marmicaben 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
had to laugh,,,being from a good Catholic family that didn't always get along with the nuns ....
2007-11-08 20:22:02 · answer #6 · answered by Eileen J 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay! that was funny, you get a star from me!
2007-11-08 20:26:12 · answer #7 · answered by celena 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow that is so super funny i loved it
2007-11-08 20:20:18 · answer #8 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one. here's a star *
2007-11-08 20:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol wow
2007-11-08 20:24:25 · answer #10 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋