Note: I don't believe in any of the already 'known' gods, so no sweat, this isn't preachy.
BUT! Say you die and low and behold, there the Almighty Man in the Sky sits. What would be the first thing you'd say/do to him?
2007-11-08 12:03:19 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd ask him to create that rock that's so heavy he can't lift it.
2007-11-08 14:01:35 · answer #1 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, that really depends on a number of things. Do I inherently know which god he is? Am I instantly aware of the doctrine and history associated with him? If not, then the first thing I'd do is start asking questions.
Beyond that, it's all a matter of his (lousy) track record, and I'm betting I'd be pretty critical.
2007-11-08 12:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by Recreant- father of fairies 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't say anything. I'd listen. If He's really the all-knowing entity some think He is, then my questions are all known to Him.
2007-11-08 12:13:28 · answer #3 · answered by writersblock73 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This question is also asked a billion times per day. Since it is a delusion I will treat it such.
2007-11-08 12:10:15 · answer #4 · answered by meissen97 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I never expected to meet You!
Now explain to me about the guinea worms, you know, the ones that crawl into infant eyes and blind them? Was that Your idea? What was that about?
2007-11-08 12:11:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say "Wow...boy was *I*sure wrong! Sorry about that...and why didn't you ever get in touch with me? It's not like I haven't been trying all my life. So now what happens?"
2007-11-08 12:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by nobody important 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't do anything TO him, but I'd want to sit down and have a long talk with him.
2007-11-08 12:10:21 · answer #7 · answered by Jess H 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Holy **** did you botch things up. How the hell did you create me knowing I couldn't take the idea of you on blind faith alone.
2007-11-08 12:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by fifimsp3 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
With so many religions in the world, does anybody have it right?
2007-11-08 12:08:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Forgive me
2007-11-08 12:11:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋