A mother looked out a window and saw Johnny playing church with their three kittens.
He had them lined up and was preaching to them. The mother turned around to do some work.
A while later she heard meowing and scratching on the door.
She went to the window and saw Johnny baptizing the kittens.
She opened the window and said, "Johnny, stop that! You'll drown those kittens."
Johnny looked at her and said with much conviction in his voice:
"They should have thought of that before they joined my church."
2007-11-08 12:02:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-09 08:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by k2trf 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol wow dats a lil harsh funni but harsh
2007-11-08 12:23:07 · answer #2 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2007-11-08 12:11:13 · answer #3 · answered by celena 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
weird but funny
2007-11-08 12:10:16 · answer #4 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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a li'l grossed and yet still funny
2007-11-08 12:10:08 · answer #5 · answered by yatzky 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sick! Funny but sick!
2007-11-08 12:07:44 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
im distrubed
2007-11-08 12:06:45 · answer #7 · answered by melissa<3 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol, that's a good one. =)
2007-11-08 12:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋