It was little Johnny's first day in a new school, so his father looked up the teacher. He told her that little Johnny was a good kid but that he was an avid gambler. He warned her that little Johnny might win lunch money from the other kids if he was not watched closely.
The teacher did not seem disturbed, assured the father that she had handled many such problems and was very capable of taking care of little Johnny's urge to gamble.
Shortly after lunch, the father called the teacher and asked her how things were going.
"Oh, everything is going very well." She said. "I think I may have cured little Johnny of his gambling habit."
The father asked her what had happened.
"The little tyke absolutely insisted on betting me ten dollars that I had a mole on my rear." She said. "I finally agreed to the bet and took him to the teacher's lounge to show him that I had no mole."
"Damn!" The father said. "He bet me fifty dollars this morning that he would see the teacher's *** before the day was over."
2007-11-08 11:52:19 · 24 answers · asked by Jessie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha that was good
10/10
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2007-11-08 17:50:51 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cool but i've seen one very similar to it where a man comes to a bush town looking for work, but his reputation as a gambler who never loses has also followed him. He bets the farmer he works for 100 bucks that he has piles, the farmer agrees to the bet and the gambler is soon pulling his hand out of the man's *** and handing over $100. The winning man calls his mate and proudly declares he has beaten the unbeatable gambler. His mate replies,
'Yeah, sure, but he bet 150 bucks this morning that he'd have his hand up your *** by sunset.'
2007-11-08 20:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by balaklava man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-08 19:56:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do realise that when a kid first goes to school he's only 5!?
2007-11-08 19:55:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMHO! Gotta love that Little Johnny! Good joke. I thought I had heard all the Little Johnny jokes. Thanks for the laugh, I needed that :D
2007-11-08 19:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by Vida 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-11-08 19:57:13 · answer #6 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The boy has talent!!
He will make it BIG one day for sure...
I must take a few of his ideas to get a few flashes myslf...
:-)
2007-11-09 04:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gee i love little johnny always makes me lol but i am glad my sons not like him
2007-11-08 19:56:06 · answer #8 · answered by cj 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the little kid is player and real smart
that was so funny
lol
2007-11-08 20:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL, what will Johnny do next?
2007-11-09 01:51:43 · answer #10 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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li'l johnny always makes me laugh
2007-11-08 20:08:06 · answer #11 · answered by yatzky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋