A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
2007-11-08 11:47:26 · 15 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son John
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home
2007-11-08 11:47:45 · update #1
everyone is so clever tonight...very good =)
2007-11-08 12:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-08 12:05:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL really funny! I bet that dad was freaking out while reading the letter. Where did you get this joke?
2007-11-08 11:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!!!!!! that joke is gold hahaha
im 15 and my report will be coming in like 2 weeks...i might try it :)
2007-11-08 12:02:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I might have to try that when my report card comes
2007-11-08 12:37:02 · answer #5 · answered by celena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
taht was funny if i wrote that it will never be safe to come home lol
2007-11-08 12:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by NeverShoutEver! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-11-08 12:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by bindrinkinnsmokin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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what an smart way of thinking huh
2007-11-08 12:18:52 · answer #8 · answered by yatzky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! i read this joke before and i know it was hillarious!
HAHA! man, that gave me ideas to do this to my parent! :D
2007-11-08 13:26:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhh i LOVE it..haha..that's SOOOO funny..where'd you find that at???
2007-11-08 12:04:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋