A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from 250 to 500 $ in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the 500$, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and ask her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks. "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I wont put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the 500$ refund for myself."
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says. " Good grief! You'd think for 500$ they'd
at least iron it!"
( He nerver heard the shot)
2007-11-08 11:27:27 · 8 answers · asked by Happy Feet 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(*)
2007-11-08 11:50:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-08 12:24:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love these jokes, they let me know what not to say to my wife!
2007-11-08 19:09:45 · answer #3 · answered by Dj_Ez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad answer. I hope I never say anything like that to my wife. That was a good one. I'm adding it to my collection. Thanks!
2007-11-08 11:38:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Married men are something else!...:)
2007-11-08 11:34:18 · answer #5 · answered by charlesdclimer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..awesome :-)
2007-11-08 11:44:52 · answer #6 · answered by Micky G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats freakin hilarious
Please Pick As Best
Love
RESPECT DA WEREWOLF
2007-11-08 11:39:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god that's great!
2007-11-08 11:38:14 · answer #8 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋