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I need you people to vote, what should an atheist say; it could not be "Oh my God" coz they don't believe in God, so which one of the three: "Einstein's mustache!!! what is that??" or "Darwin's Banana!!! what is that??" better yet "oh my Science!! What is that???"

2007-11-08 10:51:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

here is the first part
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjCrtCvtFxEfZCdFIdG9Bh7sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071108155113AAaJe6d

2007-11-08 11:16:20 · update #1

oh ignore that stuff above that

2007-11-08 11:29:26 · update #2

23 answers

I just say "for the love of science!"

2007-11-08 10:53:53 · answer #1 · answered by atheist 6 · 1 1

I find "oh my God" to be the easiest. It conveys my disgust, annoyance, surprise, or the intensity of my sexual situation, depending on the circumstances.

I suppose I could say "Oh Quetzalcoatl" just to be different, but that's a bit of a mouthful in mid-orgasm.

Or, when incredibly irritated or surprised, I like the one I've recently learned..."Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over??"

2007-11-08 18:55:16 · answer #2 · answered by War Games AM 5 · 1 0

I say "Oh my god", mainly because it's engrained into my vocabulary. I'm trying to get it out, maybe call upon Zarquon or something. It'd be easier to just say ****, though. I have no clue why I would say the other three.

2007-11-08 18:54:57 · answer #3 · answered by Eiliat 7 · 0 0

Well, Christians certainly don't say "Oh my God", since that would be taking the Lord's name in vain, so who ought to say it?

Although I can certainly get behind a More Extravagant Oaths policy.... Great Odin's Raven!

2007-11-08 18:54:39 · answer #4 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 0 1

I love Darwins banana lol

edit
ermm that doesnt sound right
I mean that was funny

2007-11-08 18:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by ☮ Pangel ☮ 7 · 5 0

"oh my Random Fluctuations In The Quantum Continuum", as per my screenname.

2007-11-08 19:02:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Gangway!

2007-11-08 18:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by What? Me Worry? 7 · 0 0

darwin's banana hahahah

I agree with the guy who said "jesus ******* christ". though, that would be odd because wouldn't that be like jesus doing himself? which would be masturbation. O_o SCANDALOUS!

anywhooo;;
"OH EM ME!" is another favorite of mine. thats right hoes, me!

2007-11-08 19:16:38 · answer #8 · answered by webleed.theinkof.subtleallegory 2 · 0 0

I personally say 'Oh my gee', but only I can do that, cause I'm super cool.

2007-11-08 18:54:15 · answer #9 · answered by We're all mad here. 4 · 0 0

It's just a figure of speech.
It is utterly meaningless nowadays.

2007-11-08 18:53:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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