Christians, how long will I burn in hell for THIS?

Question

I am not an atheist.

I am not a pantheist.

I am not a polytheist.

I am polypanatheistic!!!

Lol...

Pantheistic = I beleive "God" is the essence of the universe, what makes up everything.

Atheistic = I don't think it's a god, just a non-sentient force.

Polytheist = I beleive there are eight of these essences, one for each color of the spectrum + black.

What do you say to that?

I'm a triple threat heathen! Lol.

Opinions? Thoughts? Comments?

Answer 1

Wow... you believe exactly the same thing that I do! When people ask my religion I say "33% Agnostic, 33% Wiccan, and 33% Protestant."

We need a nice snappy name for our path. The poly poly pan thing is cool, but how about something simpler? Hmmmmm... "The 1/3's Path?"

Answer 2

I think that you're much like my African Grey parrot:

You have the maturity of a two year old, the intelligence of a five year old, and mutter phrases of no real importance or usefulness.

Although, the good news is that neither birds nor young children are sent to Hell. Thus by either standard, it appears as if you'll be able to avoid being sent there.

Answer 3

You don't seem to understand. Once you are there, there is nowhere else to go. There is no time to get out. There is no sleep, because spirits do not get tired. There is always consciousness.

Also, really. This life is temporary. What threat can you be on earth without also being temporary?

Answer 4

yeah incredibly plenty, you sound very limited and shallow. there are various reasons to have faith in God, inspite of the shown fact that some issues are confusing and complicated to appreciate, unwell admit, yet it is only the way it is. God is so indescribable and useful no you are able to extremely desire to ever understand what he's performed and what's to do, it is only that easy: yet no you are able to nevertheless extremely draw close and no you are able to extremely desire to ever think of what God is, and how issues artwork with him. issues are diverse those days than from the beginning up, of course. i definitely wish which you have a transformation of religion, because of the fact i understand that it is accessible, i used to conflict and be a non believer, bigtime. yet my existence has when you consider that replaced. And sure, he despatched the Christ no longer for us to pass to heaven, yet for us to have a extra appropriate/extra straightforward decision/decision/privelege/possibility to pass to heaven. human beings do exactly no longer seek for solutions, and stay bottled up. God is actual, and that i think you will burn continuously in case you have not got faith.

Answer 5

I think you sound ignorant. If you all were as educated as well as you claim, you would know that we believe that everyone will burn in hell for eternity if they don't repent of their sins. Hell is not like prison. There is no parole or probation or plea bargaining.

Answer 6

Hrm So you're a person who believes in multiple universes, each analagous to a supreme deity [poly, pantheist] but lacking the anthropomorphizing of a deity?

Cool. I'm kinda like you, [Just with a strange glaring difference]

Answer 7

You'll go to hell, but hell isnt for eternity. After about a couple thousand years of torturing, you will be erased forever along with lucifer and everyone else in hell.

Cool thing though, first time saw something like that, whether you really believe like that or not, its none of my business.

Answer 8

Hell is for eternity.

Answer 9

you'll burn in hell the same as the guy who's only wrong was telling a simple lie. if you don't have Jesus, you're going down, no way around it.

Answer 10

If having a sense of humour is a sin, ... your done buddy.
LOL :)