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What do u do when a blonde throws a pin at u?
Run shes still holding the grenade.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
She didnt want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?
Because it said concentrate on it.

How do u make a blonde laugh on wednesday?
Tell her a joke on monday.

What do u call a blonde standing in between 2 brunettes?
A mental block

Did u hear about the blonde with tyre marks on her back?
She crawled across the street when the sign said "dont walk"

2007-11-08 10:42:12 · 7 answers · asked by Bubbles 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

hahaha all of them are good but i dont get the last one!!

Please Pick As Best
Love
RESPECT DA WEREWOLF

2007-11-08 10:47:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

A smart blonde and a dumb brunette were jumpin out of an airplane. The blonde jumped 5 minutes b4 the brunette did. Who hit the ground first?

Answer: The brunette cause a smart blonde doesn't exist...

2007-11-08 11:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by Mike 3 · 0 2

Funny! 10!

2007-11-08 10:49:31 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

just as funny as the other ones

2007-11-08 10:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer 3 · 1 0

i laughed

hehehehheehe

2007-11-08 10:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by lindsay3897 2 · 1 0

hahahahaha!

2007-11-08 12:55:17 · answer #6 · answered by celena 2 · 0 0

those were hilarious! *star for you!*

2007-11-08 11:03:36 · answer #7 · answered by Lucy 2 · 1 0

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