What do u do when a blonde throws a pin at u?
Run shes still holding the grenade.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
She didnt want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?
Because it said concentrate on it.
How do u make a blonde laugh on wednesday?
Tell her a joke on monday.
What do u call a blonde standing in between 2 brunettes?
A mental block
Did u hear about the blonde with tyre marks on her back?
She crawled across the street when the sign said "dont walk"
2007-11-08
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