If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Brunette-blonde would stop and ask for directions first
The assistant asked if she would like her pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces?
"Six please" she replied, "I could never eat 12"
2 blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a clothes hanger.
First blonde, "I cant seem to get this door unlocked"
Second blonde, "Well u better hurry up, its starting to rain and the top is down"
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking it was a little strange, he asked why she was wearing them instead of old clothes.
She showed him the instructions in the tin,
She replied, "For best results, put on two coats"
2007-11-08 10:26:03 · 18 answers · asked by Bubbles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i luv hearing blonde jokes cuz i'm blonde and just to get sympathy from my friends i tell them their mean for telling them but i guess i can't get mad at u cuz i don't know u and ur blonde.
i loved them the 2nd one was sooo funny i also really liked the others.
2007-11-08 10:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a blonde rearends another driver in a parking lot. Out jumps the driver and he's a dwarf. He looks at the blonde and says " I am not happy!" She looks down at him and says "Ok so which dwarf are you?"
The same blonde goes to the body shop to get the damage taken out of her bumper. The bodyman decides to have a little fun and tells her that if you just blow into the tailpipe it will just pop out. She goes home and starts blowing into the tailpipe in the parking lot. Her roommate ( also blonde ) sees her and asks her what she is doing. The blonde explains what the bodyman told her and complains that it isn't working. The other blonde exclaims" Of course silly, you have to have the windows done up or the air leaks out.!"
2007-11-08 10:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
2007-11-08 13:11:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-08 11:16:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm blonde too and I love those jokes!
2007-11-08 10:39:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
fantastic
10/10 and a star.
2007-11-08 14:17:49 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not the fact that they are blondist jokes or the fact that ive ered em all before its not the fact that you try to detatch yourself well yes it is that but mainly it started my heart going again thanks.
2007-11-08 10:33:27 · answer #7 · answered by capa-de-monty 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-11-08 12:47:50 · answer #8 · answered by celena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lmao lol good one!!
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2007-11-08 10:29:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
very good!! a star for you =D
2007-11-08 10:29:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋