A woman is looking to re-enter the work force, now that her kids are all grown up. But before applying anywhere she goes tae the doctors' fae a wee physical before takin' oan a new joab. When she returns her hubby notices she's just bustin' wi' pride and all chuffed.
So he says; "What's all this about?"
She says, "I've just been tae the doctors' and he said I've got the body of a twenty year old, and the heart of a 16 year old".
To which her hubby fires back..."What about your 50 year old ***?"
"Your name never came up." She replies!
Irate golfer, on his way to a round of 150: "You must be the worst caddie in the world!"
Scottish caddie (dryly): "That would be too much of a coincidence, sir."
Jock was digging peat at his croft when a passing American tourist asks,
"How much land do you have here?"
"About two acres" Jock replies.
"You know back home it takes me a day to drive around my ranch !" the American boasts.
"Aye", says Jock " I once had a car like that."
2007-11-08 09:46:02 · 19 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haahhaha
good one
2007-11-08 11:12:44 · answer #1 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-08 09:53:50 · answer #2 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-08 11:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer think of we Scots could slump as low as pretending we've become divorces, or faking somebodies demise only to get kinfolk to bypass to us for Christmas. If i could relate on your humorous tale i could locate it humorous, yet in my view talking i do no longer understand all people like that.
2016-11-10 20:48:14 · answer #4 · answered by monsalvatge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aye, I had a wee laugh over those :)
2007-11-08 11:58:03 · answer #5 · answered by Juzzy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-08 09:52:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol very good. Loved the 3rd one especially!
2007-11-08 09:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by juicy 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
the 1st one was funny gosh i havent even stoped laughing yet lol
2007-11-08 09:52:19 · answer #8 · answered by monkey sam 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
jock humour at its best
2007-11-08 10:05:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10,star.
2007-11-08 20:30:33 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋