Christians have their cross, Muslims have their crescent moon, Buddhists have their fat Buddha statutes, Jews have their ninja star and Atheists don't need to use anything.
But what the heck do the followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster use? Spaghetti? That's impractical to carry around. Have there been a higher number of Vampire attacks against Pastafarians for this reason?
2007-11-08 09:34:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"One of those slotted pasta spoons that have teeth on the side to pick it up better (I don't know what they're called)"
Yeah, what the hell are those things called?
2007-11-08 09:39:49 · update #1
You can repel anyone by simply stating upon meeting them that you sell insurance.
2007-11-08 09:37:53 · answer #1 · answered by julio_slsc 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-10 20:44:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I put 6 or 7 cloves of garlic bread in my spaghetti sauce. Hopefully that would be enough. If not I would use the garlic bread I always have with my pasta.
RAmen
2007-11-08 09:40:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of those slotted pasta spoons that have teeth on the side to pick it up better (I don't know what they're called)
So, I googled it....evidently it's just called a spaghetti spoon.....how gay is that?
2007-11-08 09:38:09 · answer #4 · answered by lupinesidhe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Garlic!
2007-11-08 09:37:35 · answer #5 · answered by Y!A-FOOL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vampire Repellent. I should think that would be obvious to the most casual of observers.
2007-11-08 09:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by What? Me Worry? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right on - thanks for the laugh man! Pastafarians - a definite classic! Is there leading advocate, and well known Pastafarian singer called Bob Mar-la-cotti? Ha!
2007-11-08 09:37:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Garlic!
2007-11-08 09:36:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think being Pastafarian in and of itself is enough of a repellent.
2007-11-08 09:39:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pesto.
2007-11-08 09:37:11 · answer #10 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋