finish the joke.
funniest wins.
2007-11-08 09:28:36 · 16 answers · asked by The Uncanny Comic 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and each orders a white russian from the nappy headed ho bartender...
2007-11-08 10:11:22 · answer #1 · answered by matthewurton 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer hear to Don Imus or watch canines the Bounty Hunter...yet in Don Imus' case he became merely making a comedian tale(whether it became slightly recommend and racist) he apologized various cases yet i think of Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton stored making it an more suitable deal than it rather became...yet human beings forgive and forget approximately...yet what canines mentioned became merely incorrect...he should not be lower back on television
2016-10-01 22:17:50 · answer #2 · answered by mcsweeney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dog walks in the bar and finds Imus and Michael he asked them if they have seen a man he is looking for and show him a picture. Imus says yeah that looks like the basterd that slept with my wife.
Micheal drops his drink and says witch one.
some guy name Waldo. He is hard to find i tell you . Dog says
Why is that.
Theres plenty of guys that look like him and seeing how many ppl slept with my wife i would say thats almost everyone in the hole bar.
HAHA Man im funny ok ..so im not
2007-11-08 09:38:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
and upon walking in, take a seat at the counter. Imus says, "Hey, bartender. Gimme a drink." And the bartender turns, and it's Rosie O'Donnell. And she's like, "Snuffelupagus." And Dog's like, "Okay." And shoots Imus in the head. "WHAT THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING?" Richards shouts. Dog turns and says...
"Your Mom." OHH!! DISS!!
2007-11-08 09:39:49 · answer #4 · answered by Yoruichi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...and have a few drinks. After a few, Imus says to one guy, "You know, I don't care what they say. I don't regret that slur I used at all." Richards and Dog chime in, "You're right! They deserved it!". Then Imus says to the guy, "So, what do you think about us?" After a few choice words by the one guy, Imus quickly said, "Dude, I said I wanted your 2 cents, not your 50"
2007-11-08 11:43:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
DonImus and Michael Richards get b!tched slapped by the NBPP and Dog just leaves unharmed.
2007-11-08 09:38:23 · answer #6 · answered by Sir $liq Rick 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-08 12:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And the whole story unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
2007-11-08 09:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
And they all say a cheers over how it's nice to be both white and rich.
2007-11-08 11:53:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
and the bartender says..." Don't I know you? Aren't you the 3 stooges?" Best I could do!
2007-11-08 10:04:15 · answer #10 · answered by sandra b 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋