A Father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears welled in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her Father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her Father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied
"No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay s**t in our garden" she said
2007-11-08 08:38:34 · 17 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that was pretty funny XD
2007-11-08 08:41:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Father should know best how to answer a question completely, but this father , well he did not and thus the story ends with innocence for lack of full knowledge.
2007-11-08 16:46:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant 10/10
2007-11-08 16:55:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolute innocence is a fantasy. there is no such thing.
however, innocence that comes from result of denying all evil knowing they exist, is more pure than what would-be innocence to evil.
2007-11-08 16:43:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard this before but it's still darn funny. Great visual.
2007-11-08 16:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by JoBos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! That is funny and horrible at the same time. I am so conflicted!
2007-11-08 16:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats fuk1in good omg wasnt expecting that
2007-11-08 16:42:46 · answer #7 · answered by christmasdnc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats hillarious
2007-11-08 17:02:43 · answer #8 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHHHHHHH oh my gosh..thats insane<3 good joke!
2007-11-08 16:59:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha funny funny funny
2007-11-08 16:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋