The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
2007-11-08 08:08:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a great joke.
And it is "laughing out loud" funny.
2007-11-08 08:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok if i was ever in this situation i would end up killing the clerk because i was coughing... not constipated :p lol
2007-11-08 08:31:38 · answer #2 · answered by m_dewbe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2007-11-08 09:41:29 · answer #3 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Goooooooood oneeee!
2007-11-08 08:29:22 · answer #4 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Other variation: Duck asks for condoms; pharmacist asks "do you want me to put these on your bill?" Duck responds indignantly "What kind of duck do you think I am????"
2016-04-03 02:27:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice.
2007-11-08 08:10:55 · answer #6 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol
2007-11-08 08:11:25 · answer #7 · answered by Starr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i like thattt one
2007-11-08 08:12:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that is sooooooo cruel lol
2007-11-08 08:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he love it.
2007-11-08 08:11:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋