Yo mama is so fat, she put a yellow shirt on and walked by a school and all the kids said "DAMN, we missed the bus!"
lame, yes, but on the spot, so take that
2007-11-08 07:56:43
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answer #1
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answered by bv0r_27 4
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Some of my personal favorites....
Yo momma's so ugly, she went into a huanted house and came out with a job application.
Yo momma's so fat, she was baptized at seaworld.
Yo momma's so poor when I saw her pushing a cardboard box down the street, I asked what she was doing. She said "moving."
Yo momma's so ugly the doctor slapped her momma when she was born.
yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows.
Yo momma's so stupid she studied for a drug test.
Yo momma's so stupid that she went to rehab because she got hooked on phonics.
2007-11-08 08:04:49
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answered by Brandolyn 4
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Yo Momma is sooo fat, when she on the beach Green peace keep pulling her back in the water.
2007-11-08 07:58:37
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answered by Anonymous
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Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo mama so stank, even dogs won’t sniff her crotch.
Yo mama smells like the Flash’s nuts after a hard day of runnin’.
Yo mama so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.
Yo mama so stank, she made her Right Guard call for backup.
Yo mama so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don’t check out.
Yo mama so stank, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.
Yo mama so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama so stank, a blind man walking by her asked “How much for the shrimp platter?”
Yo mama so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.
Yo mama so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
Yo mama smells like hot *** on a cold day.
Yo mama so stank, every time she opens her mouth she’s talking ****.
Yo mama so stank, that her **** is glad to escape.
Yo mama so stank, she’s like Shaquille O’Neal, she don’t fake the funk!!
Yo mama so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet.
Yo mama so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
2007-11-08 07:58:46
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answered by notcha_business09 3
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Yo momma so fat that when she went swimming, Columbus posted a flag from her belly button and claimed her for Spain!
2007-11-08 07:57:21
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answered by Anonymous
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Dang these people got some jokes but heres my one its a double diss
its a bit long
yo mamma so ugly every time she gets out the house she gets arrested for indecent exposure so when i called her to see if all was right she ended up giving me an ear infection because she's so damn nasty!!
Please Pick As Best
Love
RESPECT DA WEREWOLF
2007-11-08 11:35:27
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answered by Anonymous
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yo momma so fat she wear a vcr for a beeper she wenet to the ryans and had an estimate instead of buffet she so fat when she sets around the house she really sets around the house yo mammas such a ho she set on a barstool and slide all the way to the floor
2007-11-08 08:05:06
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answered by the_orc_1 4
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat even The President couldn't pay for her liposuction!
2007-11-08 08:03:10
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answered by LauraCKryptonite 2
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yo momma so fat she sweets crisco
yo momma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter
yo momma's so fat she wore a malcom x t-shirt and a helocoper landed on her
yo momma's so fat she wakes up in sections
yo momma's so fat she plays hop scotch like this LA , chicago, newyork
yo momma's so fat she wear a red shirt and all the kids were like HEY KOOLAID
yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money
yo momma's so stupid she triped on a cordless phone
yo momma's so stupid she tryed to kill herself by jumpin out the basement window
yo momma's so poor her house was burning down and she was running around yellin heat heat
yo mommas so poor i went to ur house and the rats jumped me and the roaches stole my wallet
2007-11-08 08:12:47
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answered by Issac G 4
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( this is the killer set of yo mama jokes)
yo mama is so fat when she saw a whale she started singing "we are family"
yo mama is so stupid hat she straed at an orange juice box becase it said concentrate
yo mam is so fat that when she saw a bus full of white kids she said oh a twinky
yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a scale it said to be continued
yo mama is so stupid that when she threw a rock at the ground she missed
yo mama is so fat that when she farted she created the grand canyon
yo mama is so fat that she had a gorilla for a babY
yo mama is so poor that one day I saw kicking a can out in the street I asked her what she was doing she said, "moving"
yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by throwing herself of the basement window(personal favorite)
THAT'S IT (ALSO KNOW BLONDE JOKES).
2007-11-08 08:07:34
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answered by jesus_cub 2
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