Tips on faking sick!?

Question

help!

Answer 1

Put a little bit of blush or dark pink colored makeup around and under your eyes. Not too much, but just a little will make you look sick and tired.

Answer 2

some people will tell you a good fake fever is a lock, but that could land you in the doctor's office. Ferris Bueller will tell you to go for the clammy hands, bend over moaning like you have stomach cramps and lick your palms. You may want to consider stealing your best friend's dad's ferrari and catching a cubs game while you're out of school. Maybe even hit an art museum.

Answer 3

If you're using an old-fashioned thermometer like my parents are the non electronic with a mercury then wat u can do is put it on the heater for a little bit until it heats up but not too much or else ur parentight think u have the flu or somethin..or wat u can do is like once in a while like once every 2 weeks or so u can just say you're not feelin good for ur only absent for 1 day..trust me pretending ur too sick wont help cuz then u gotta drink medicine and go to doctors office for a note and **** like that.

Answer 4

depends on the kind of sick; if phoning in work id go with 'the trots' but if you are young and have parents to convince make your eyes all red and runny but rubbing a tiny amount of something that will irritate them; be careful dont actually hurt yourself; a couple of grains of wash powder i did as a teenager and that got my face red and eyes puffy and watery...also a hot bath first to pink up the cheeks! Good luck!

Answer 5

Hmm, you could pretend to have a nasty headache, like a migraine. It's not good to do this too often, as you don't want to be taking even OTC meds when you don't need them. The best thing about that is they can't know for sure whether or not you're hurting, as it's totally subjective. You'll just have to practice your "I feel like crap" face.

Answer 6

Put a lil bit of Vapo-rub or muscle cream under your eyes. No, wait, that's fake tears. Don't get that stuff in your eyes either! Seriously!

Answer 7

I use to put a dry wash cloth on radiator for about a half and hour.

Then I put it on my head minutes before I ran to my mom saying I am feeling hot today can I stay home.

I believe I did that day!

Now I get hot with hot flashes... dam hormones...

Answer 8

Crush a clove of garlic and apply it to your armpits. It works. You'll feel hot like you've got fever.

Answer 9

um if someone usually checks your forehead then take a blow dryer and put it to your head! When the person feels your head it will be HOT! and your "sick"

Answer 10

if you really want to sound sick stuff both your nostrills with TP, and it will make you sound very nasal. I used to do it in college all the time =)