What is toe cheese?

Question

Is it good on crackers??

Answer 1

First, I understand this condition is due to excess sweating and a bacterial reaction, medicated foot powders after bathing, and in socks before putting on shoes really seems to work for those bound to control it.
There is an alternative, however.
Strongly related to toejam, toe cheese is a gourmet delight amongst the unbathed, and the disenfranchised who can not afford caviar. Must be, because I do not think I could care for either.
Now, if you are sure it is not an infection, and are amoung the unbathed, and disadvantaged, and have a strong stomach, you will not have to smell it. All you need to to is nip off the the corner shop and buy a packet of good water crackers.
Harvest your epicurian delight regularly, and spread on the crackers, and eat. Your breath will be quite distinct, emphasis on Stinct, but why not?

Answer 2

Mmmmmm!

The formal name is Fumunda Cheese. You know...fumunda ya feet. It's usually crumbly and pungent.

Not to be confused with Toe Jam, which is wetter and stickier.

It IS good on crackers, but with these delicacies, more is better. Spread and crumble a generous portion of each onto fresh bread and enjoy as an exotic sandwich.

The flavor is to die for.

Answer 3

IEW.... hahahaha you dont eat it..

Toe cheese

Toe cheese is named for both its fetid smell (c’mon…you smelled it) and the white, cakey glop reminiscent of the crumbled cheese you get on a $15 salad. If the odor is very similar to the aroma of food you’ve been served, you should a) wash your feet thoroughly and scrub between toes, and b) seek other places to dine. The white color is due to the fact that the main ingredient is sock lint, which combines with dead skin, dirt and bacteria. Black, blue and other sock-colored cheeses are common in people who dress a little nicer.

Answer 4

Don't know the answer to your question, but how many people on here have smelt their own toe cheese (and continue to so)? How many people will now have a quick rummage between their toes and have a crafty sniff?

Answer 5

Same thing as Toe Jam.


Definition of Toe Jam from the Urban Dictionary:

Toe jam:



That grey-brown stuff that accumulates between your toes. Primarily composed of dead skin cells, sock fluff and sweat.

"You eat your toe jam? No. No. That's way to disgusting."

Answer 6

It's a tangy substance from in between your toes. Try it on crackers and let us know how it goes!

Answer 7

Scoop some out a homeless dudes shoe and have a taste. Note: keep a puke bucket handy.

Answer 8

I'm guessing not too yummy on crackers.

Answer 9

the stuff you dig out from under your toenails. wanna cracker with that?

Answer 10

toe jam, the stuff between your toes that mainly consists of, dead skin, sweat, and sock lint balls