I was thinking of giving my boss and atomic wedgie!
2007-11-08 06:59:54 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
take a huge dump on his desk
2007-11-08 07:16:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Run around the place telling everyone to kiss your A** and that you wish them the worst. Put salt in the sugar container or go ahead and give your boss the wedgie but he may enjoy it.
2007-11-08 07:03:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Blow the place up, then you will never have to worry about getting another job again.
You need to grow up, leave nicely and maybe you can use your old boss as a reference. You will work for many people in different places in your life, and you won't like some of them, but you don't want to burn you bridges or get a reputation.
The world is smaller than you think and word does get around, wouldn't it suck if you didn't get some great job that you wanted because they heard about what you did here? It also never looks good on your resume to get fired.
2007-11-08 07:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by dedgrimm 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Do it with an audience, of course. At a staff meeting or anyplace there are several co-workers, look the boss in the eye and say "little fellow, you're not man enough to fire me."
2007-11-08 07:18:35 · answer #4 · answered by noname 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here is what I did:
1) show up to work 2 hour late
2) ran a virus through all the computers with a video saying how much I hated the boss, and complaining about his hair products
3) took out a wall of my cubeicle so I had a better view
4)stole a copier, then beat it to death with a bat
5) let loose a flock of rabbits in the bosses office
6) killed another employee by shoving his head into a coffee machine
7)is any of this sounding familler?
8)when the boss pulled me into his office, I told him how much I hated him, the company, and life in general, then took a dump on his computer
9) had sex with his secretary on his desk.
10) threw a computer out the window.
I am now the ceo :P
2007-11-08 07:08:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
if i were your boss and you gave me a wedgie i would sue you for harrasement!
it's one thing to go out with a bang its another thing to lay your hands on someone!
i would just call out in an indirect way
all bosses can suck my rod!~
that way he can't get you into trouble your not using fighting words
i would just send jokes to all users in your company untill fired!
or see how muchywork you can't do to get fired!
at least get paid for you sillienss!
lol
go in everyday don't do anything just sit there! and when your boss says do this say no i don't feel like it!
that will get him
2007-11-08 07:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
How about with a molotov cocktail? Throw it at your boss.. it's much more entertaining than a wedgie.
Actually, if you guys have email you should send an email from his account if he leaves his email open unattended. Send it to everyone saying something like:
It is with great regret that I must inform you all today is my last day at work. Tomorrow, I will be entering a drug rehab program in my final attempt to thwart my heroin addiction. I really hope that I can kick it this time. BTW, if I can come back to work here once I have completed treatment, I promise not to steal anymore.
Here's to good luck!! Sixth time has GOT to be a charm!!
2007-11-08 07:03:35 · answer #7 · answered by Rumpy 2 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Go "Office Space" on thier @sses! Unscrew your cubicle and let it fall down on the floor...show up whenever you want...eat cheetos and play computer games... and if all else fails, steel the print and take it in the parking lot and beat the hell out of it with a bat. That ought to do it.
2007-11-08 08:32:38 · answer #8 · answered by SisterSue 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
just tell him his wife's not that good in the sack....that should wake him up a bit....or the atomic wedgie sounds good...but do it after Christmas....
2007-11-08 07:03:37 · answer #9 · answered by Dazzlebox 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Play that song "Take This Job and Shove It' on a boom box where you can hear it all over the office.
Walk around playing it until someone fires you.
It will amuse your coworkers.
2007-11-08 07:04:18 · answer #10 · answered by Sean 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Unfortunately if you do get fire it could and will come to haunt you down the road. You will immediately have a record with your social insurance and could find it difficult to procure decent employment down the line.
The best thing to do is file a grievance against this employer stating unfair labor practices or whatever your complaint is. This will then go on record against him and will cause him/her more embarrassment perhaps even a monetary fine. Good luck
2007-11-08 07:08:06 · answer #11 · answered by mickkooz 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋