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if i prove that it exists, how will it change the world?

2007-11-08 06:49:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I believe in the spaghetti monster, but know in my heart that he does not in fact fly. That was a mistranslation by pirates, who lived in a different culture and time and couldn't properly explain modern air traffic.

2007-11-08 06:53:24 · answer #1 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1 0

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (pesto be upon him) exists in the heart of every child and on the fork of every restaurant patron.

RAmen.

2007-11-08 14:57:34 · answer #2 · answered by Minh 6 · 0 0

The burden of disproof is on the shoulders of Christians who have to show that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist!

2007-11-08 14:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by Belzetot 5 · 4 0

No, nobody really does. The point of it all is that the creation theory put forward by 'pastafarians' has as much scientific validity as intelligent design and if that's going to get taught in classrooms, so should other creation myths (excuse me creation theories).

Evolution is science. I'd say creationism belongs in the religious education room but I think thats a waste of space in itself.

2007-11-08 14:55:10 · answer #4 · answered by Leviathan 6 · 0 0

No, I believe in the Invisible Purple Unicorn coz I read about it in a book so it must be true.

2007-11-08 15:16:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I saw him hanging out with the Parmesan Prince and the Meatball Mutt at Olive Garden.......

2007-11-08 14:52:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I have never seen big spaghetti dinners on airplanes.

2007-11-08 14:56:20 · answer #7 · answered by Warren Ferguson 1 · 0 0

Not really, but if I pretend to believe, maybe if he does exsist there'll be a beer volcano waiting for me when I die.

Noodle's wager.

2007-11-08 14:56:50 · answer #8 · answered by lilith 7 · 0 0

He is the Alpha, the Omega, and the Linguine
RAmen!

2007-11-08 14:54:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Of course it's an historical fact.

2007-11-08 14:53:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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