2007-11-08 06:02:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Like a kick-stand on a bike?
2007-11-08 06:05:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
That was good, Robin...how about this one...
A nurse was watching a little old woman, in a wheelchair go around and around and around her nursing station, so she looked down the hallway to watch her. Every time she passed a little old man in his doorway, she'd stop, and he'd say "pay the toll!" and he'd kiss her. The nurse thought that was so sweet! Until, she stopped, and said.."OH, no! Not the Breathalyzer test again!"
2007-11-08 06:06:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Do they give the women old men to keep them from rolling off?
2007-11-08 06:06:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
LMFAO, here's one for you...
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, and wanted to stop, but decided I'd better get my shopping done.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.
"Do you know there are six old ladies lying naked on your front lawn?" I said.
"Yes," she said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they've decided to have a yard sale."
2007-11-08 06:04:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 10⤊ 4⤋
Ok seriously I'm laughing out loud.
2007-11-08 06:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by Squirrel 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL
need any evil spirits driven out?
just thought I'd ask
lettuce pray
2007-11-08 06:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Seems like a rather expensive form of restraint.
2007-11-08 06:06:31 · answer #7 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
ooohhh...
Yo Quiero Viagra...
2007-11-08 06:07:02 · answer #8 · answered by Hounds of Bell 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
They also use it to see if they are still alive. If it is up, they are ok, but if it goes down, get the crash cart.
2007-11-08 06:21:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I take it right before exercising to help me do more push ups.
Its a performance enhancing drug.
2007-11-08 06:07:22 · answer #10 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋